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Amy Winehouse

  • posted by death2scenesters

    The latest Crackie news: Amy is going to rehab near the prison where her husband Blake is incarcerated. I want to have high hopes, but unless they have an exorcist, a medicine man, and a straightjacket on hand, they don't stand a chance.


  • posted by death2scenesters

    Amy performed at the V festival in Essex and predictably, stumbled around like a drunken mess and almost got booed off the stage. She insisted she wasn't on drugs, which may be true. At this point, she's a crackie for life!


  • posted by lizalizaliza

    Amy was out last night wandering the streets again like a vampire, and when a concerned passerby inquired about her health, Amy cursed the middle-aged woman out and then slapped her. I hope that woman had all her vaccinations.


  • posted by doiknowyou

    Travelodge conducted a survey and asked Brits which celebrities they have the most nightmares about. And it should come as no surprise that Wino came in at #1. She should totally play Freddy Kreuger in a movie. She puts the T in terrifying.


  • posted by scene_queen

    Wino may have been dumped from the James Bond theme song, but she's determined to show producers they made a big mistake. Apparently she's going to release the song she wrote for it on the same day the movie comes out. The crackie strikes back!


  • posted by guyliner59

    Amy sure is living the high life. Last week she got an urgent delivery of blood sent to her Camden flat, and now she just got a Slush Puppie machine delivered! So if you live in her neighborhood...watch out for blood-flavored Slush Puppies.